Mr. Hattrick

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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50shadesofsun:

dopeturtlem:

jackie knows.

thank you uncle jackie

(Source: zoeyactress)

petervnguyen:

BATGIRLS!  I finally have got to draw all three and i unintentionally made them matching. Granted they are years apart

Im looking for the owner for the Barbra piece. If you can send me a high res.That would be great.

frozendailydose:

laurielleando:

Although I enjoyed the movie, I think that castle has really big management issues xD

Hahah

sherbies:

i tried taking some new profile pictures for facebook and they turned out surprisingly half-decent

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

based-shenron:

Never forget

based-shenron:

Never forget

(Source: funnyandhilarious)

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade)

Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

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bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

amondra:

zilliah:

monsterboyfriends:














Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

This makes me weepy every time I see it. MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never lose it again.

amondra:

zilliah:

monsterboyfriends:

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Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

This makes me weepy every time I see it.
MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never lose it again.

makanidotdot:

thank u to my friend zevri for opening my eyes to how well so many Ron Swanson lines go with Lin.

Also made me realize how much I want Lin and Mako to have a Ron and April thing going on.

shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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